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captrek:

tragedy strikes the enterprise

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

iwantyoualive:

God dammit. The Colorado Rockies can literally do nothing right. They gave out 15,000 free Troy Tulowitzki jerseys at the game yesterday BUT SPELLED THE FUCKING NAME WRONG. 

I cannot believe how incompetent and idiotic these people are.

Wow… Just wow…

iwantyoualive:

God dammit. The Colorado Rockies can literally do nothing right. They gave out 15,000 free Troy Tulowitzki jerseys at the game yesterday BUT SPELLED THE FUCKING NAME WRONG.

I cannot believe how incompetent and idiotic these people are.

Wow… Just wow…

towritecomicsonherarms:

Deadpool doesn’t give a fuck

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts