tragedy strikes the enterprise
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
girls just wanna have
real pockets on our clothes, damn
I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received
Glitches in the matrix.
God dammit. The Colorado Rockies can literally do nothing right. They gave out 15,000 free Troy Tulowitzki jerseys at the game yesterday BUT SPELLED THE FUCKING NAME WRONG.I cannot believe how incompetent and idiotic these people are.
Wow… Just wow…
Deadpool doesn’t give a fuck
» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts